Paradise Affair

1. Falz - Talk 2. Burna Boy - On the low 3. Teni - Uyo Meyo 4. Zlatan Iblile ft Burna Boy - Killin Dem 5. Faze - Your Daughter 6. Yemi Alade - Oga 7. Orezi - Born Broke Die Rich 8. MI - LAMB Cypher 9. Skibii - Sensima 10. Femi Leye - Ojumo Ire get lyrics at  Rhythmic Lyrics

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.  Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself. I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. You can't really be strong until you see a ...

Nigerians are cultured people and their knowledge is richly reflected in everything including humour. They are renowned for their sense of humour because they are not afraid to make fun out of everything. They define things beyond imagination and this evokes laughter any day. We have pulled together things Nigerians will think are funny, some of these things can be really funny when reading while some will make you wonder why Nigerians laugh at everything. Here are 13 things only Nigerians will think are funny: 1. Foreign Accent    English language is not an issue to any Nigerian but the moment you start speaking like a white man, you are in for a show. This is because you would be laughed to scorn; it doesn’t matter if you have spent your whole life in America. 2. Foreigners eating our local delicacies    Nigerians do not believe that a foreigner would eat their local meals especially eba, fufu and other types of swallow, whenever they se...

In this post, we’ve compiled a list of the top 10 universities in the Nigeria based on the latest rankings from University ranking bodies like Times Higher Education World University Ranking, World University Rankings, U.S. News & World Report Best Global University Ranking, Academic Ranking of World Universities and The Reuters Top 100. 1.University of Ibadan  The University of Ibadan was established in 1947. Initially, it was a College under the University of London. The college started with academic programmes in Arts, Science and Medicine. However, it became a full-fledged independent University in 1962 and the institution has grown since then to include academic programmes in 13 faculties which include: Arts, Science, Basic Medical Sciences, Clinical Sciences, Agriculture and Forestry, Social Sciences, Education, Veterinary Medicine, Pharmacy, Technology, Law, Public Health and Dentistry The Faculties of the Basic Medica...

Nigerian English is filled with words that are either exclusively invented by Nigerian English speakers or that are retained from long forgotten archaic British English. These qualities, that is, lexical invention and archaism, ensure that the words can’t be found in any modern English dictionary.  Here are 16 of them:  1. “Disvirgin.” As I’ve pointed out in previous articles, you will never find “disvirgin” in any dictionary apart from Wikitionary, a dictionary that anyone can contribute to and edit. It is an entirely Nigerian English invention. No other variety of English in the world uses the word, except perhaps Ghanaian English, which shares many similarities with Nigerian English. Native English speakers use “deflower” to mean “deprive of virginity,” although it’s now unusual to hear native speakers use the word in everyday conversations because of cultural shifts in gender relations. A rarely used alternative to “deflower” is “devirginate.” The word is so rare t...